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Unicorns: A Helpless Victim

Hello! 🙂 Hey, y’all! (I also want to say thank you to AJA for the birthday post last week. ❤ 🙂 )

They say that the enemy of your enemy is your friend, and hopefully this post will make us more friends than enemies. I hope so and think it will. Basically: I’m a hipster with a complex and ACG just tolerates me 😉 . Additionally, you may have noticed a very popular creature popping in your newsfeeds as of late. FOR THE RECORD: I do not dislike the creature itself (well, of course not; it did nothing wrong. In fact, it’s sort of the victim!). Now, we’re talking about unicorns. If you haven’t been living under the rock of no social news, you’ve heard about it and are probably either screaming at us or cheering us on right now.

The problem is not the unicorn itself. The problem is that it’s being exploited! Not everyone can be a unicorn, KAREN! But for some reason, they have become the target of all corporations. They have also become the obsession of all consumers, and that is my biggest hangup. They’re really cool and I know that their blood prolongs life and all, but they do not need to be worshipped. I think that consumers are victims……… Capitalism is failing us. The monopolies are winning. We all must bow down to The Unicorn because They say to. O.O O.O O.O (I think you can probably blame The Ethics Professor (a good man, a pure soul) for that last thought, but the point stands.)

In short: unicorns are really pretty. They’re a symbol of being magical and defying what others claim is the only way about doing things. It’s all grand, but… I’m tired. Unicorns only have so much magic. Don’t let people waste it on a frappucino. Agreed. Love them; aspire to find one; but don’t buy their frappucinos, please. They also don’t appreciate trying to be drawn by mere mortals. (I wouldn’t go that far @) I’ve met one or two who love the silly doodles.)

So for now, drive safely. ❤ (Or, should I say “fly safely” as next week we’ll probably being exploiting pegasus (pegasuses? pegasusi?).)

Keep your shoes in your horns and your diamonds in the grass! 🙂 ;P ❤ 😀 😉

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