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Limits are for losers, anyway ;)

Hey, y’all! Tonight, we have a “goal,” an actual point for once. 😉 Well, she does. I’m just here to assist. Yeah, either way. It’s a joint project.

Anyway, I’ve been trying to write a 250 word essay. Currently we’re already at…41 words. Just as an update. Thanks. So, I’ve tried two different times to write this 250 word essay.

It’s not working. I keep hitting 300 or somewhere close to that. (#writerprobs) It’s just not enough space to convey a coherent thought that sounds intelligent (long and detailed, to use better adjectives) enough to win a competition (or a scholarship, in this case). Basically, once again ACG is trying to prove how bombing she is, and it’s not that she’s not bombing when things stop her, it’s just that they’re unrealistically hard. (133) I’m not stopping. I’m going to do it. I’m just not sure what the magical topic is going to be yet or how many  words I’m going to have to butcher and mince and dice in the process. But I’m going to do it.

ANYWAY, this was supposed to be about colored eyelids and you see how well that is going. Or, at least, that’s what got agreed on. Basically: what color would you paint the inside of your eyelids if you could see it when your eyes closed? (Or, what color would you paint your eyelids if you could actually see them ever?) (239) (I mean, you can see the outside of your eyelids in mirrors, so…but not really, that’s just a reflection of them)

Right. Nothing is real. Nothing matters. Try not to die (though I’m not sure why not, but you know #humangoals). That includes by driving safely.

And keeping your face in the bathtub and your toes out the window.

❤ 🙂 😛 😉 🙂 😀

 

(302, ugh!)

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Popcorn and fruits, a match made in textureland

I forget how jokes work, but I hate fruit. Those things are uncorrelated. But, you know…

Hi! I like most fruits(within reason) and don’t normally remember how jokes work either.

Some fruits are okay with me, but certain fruit… Certain fruits are very, very hideous and lazy members of society. (I’m talking about oranges.)

I don’t hate oranges. True, they’re not the prettiest and somewhat lazy because they only move when you push them since they’re round but hey! It’s got citric acid in it and that’s pretty cool. I don’t like tangerines at all though. They’s so small, they think they’re helpless and deserve special treatment for being as small as they are. They don’t. (Ngl, I now am Team Tangerine. You made them into underdogs.)

My personal dislike stems from the texture of oranges, though. So, in reality, I probably would never be Team Any Fruit With Pulp.(That’s what I thought. Ha! :P) It’s always about the texture with you, isn’t it? Hey. It’s important. You can tell a lot about something from it’s texture. For instance, oranges/fruit with pulp are awful and should be avoided at all costs.

And what? Apples are trustworthy because they’re solid all the way through? I think this logic is a little flawed. You just proved my point for me.

Another example: grapes are “okay” because they’re tiny and can be swallowed quickly with minimal chewing(not always, do not try this at home, kids), but they’re not solid enough and quite frankly are too pulpy to ever really like.

The moral of this post: texture. It defines us all. Wait… That…that’s not what I mean. Ahem. Let’s go with: fruit is a necessary evil.

And I mean: keep your popcorn on the ceiling and your eggshells on the walls. 😉 😛 ❤ 😀 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂

(And, like, drive safely.)

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We Didn’t Talk About Moms :/

hi… Hi. Tomorrow is Mother’s Day and while we should probably be grateful and pay our homage to mothers around the globe (okay, maybe just more specifically our own) we’re going to talk about something totally off base (unless you consider the fact this was part of my mom’s present this year) and discuss the finer points of a nice cold dairy product. (sorry, mom!)

 

as you most all know, ice cream is a favorite summertime treat. for many, many reasons. my favorite reason being that it cold (like my heart) and also sweet (like my smile). And that if someone is going to surrender to a particular staple flavor in songs or stories, it’s always the strawberry kind. That’s always a good choice if we’re having to stick with a color out of the Napoleon(is that what it’s called, the three kinds in one box kind) kinds. However, there are so many more options than that.

 

For instance, there is even an ice cream with potato chips in it! Which sounds both tasty and horrendous. I haven’t had a chance to try it yet. (Look at me, not sticking to capitalization rules. And then…suddenly sticking to them?) That sounds so strange. Although on the radio one of the commercials mentions Cheetos ice cream and i’m intrigued by that thought so I’m not one to talk.

 

My favorite of all favorites has to be Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked. It is so good!!!!!!!!!! But Mint Chocolate Chip, Birthday Cake, and Sherbet are also great options if you want to win me over. ❤ 😀

 

If you love me, you will give me Red Velvet Cake or Cheesecake Brownie (both Ben and Jerry’s). But also don’t be offended if I just kind of stare at you for bringing me food because…like, who do you think you are trying to control what I eat. 😛

Seriously, she does that to people sometimes. Unless they’re amazing pastries or other baked goods, then she doesn’t because she’s been forewarned and has already promised to be the guinea pig for it.

The key is: strawberry, Ben and Jerry’s, amazing pastries, and forewarning.

 

And to always, always stick your nose in said strawberry ice cream on a hot summer day. Or to get into ice cream snowball fights. But more importantly: always remember to start your sentences with conjunctions. ❤ 😀 🙂 😛 😉 :O 😀 🙂 😀

 

Or maybe you could just, drive safely.

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Typos (Swype-os)

Hello, all! And welcome to this week’s installment of “Two Girls Yell at the Internet” or “Two Girls Vent Their Thoughts Because This is where Crazy Lives.” Tbh, my title is more entertainingly vague, but that’s not the topic of discussion. However, typos are the topic of discussion. (Yeah, that’s how you grammar, right?)

For instance, have you ever intended to “pop” out of a roof(most memorable writing mishap I remember), but not quite do just that. Perhaps you even intended to have done something (see past tense of “do” (it’s “did” if you’re not certain what I’m getting at)) and instead, you “died.”

And thanks to the wonderful invention of Swype, my first major typing boo boo like that was that “hahaha” turned into “gasbags” and I still use that phrase on the rare occasion (I’m p.sure it’s only with one person/the first receiver of that mistake though because I’d forgotten about it entirely).

All in all, autocorrect, Swypo-s, and flat out blonde moments can be some of the most entertaining words to ever read in a given context. Especially if you know you’re texting someone who can figure them out or will at least appreciate them as they ask what you actually meant and then you just let them go and put what you meant in parenthesis and move on with your conversation. (But as a piece of advice, don’t use them in arguments, it kills your momentum. Or do use (youse, apparently according to my brain) them in arguments. You’ll sound less mad and therefore infuriate the other person further.)

 

Be cautious who you trust your typos with, they can turn on you in a heartbeat. 😉 🙂 😛 😀

Drove safety. (Or rather, drive safely. <3)